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Larry
Larry is Ted's personal smiley collection. What flavor Larry would you like today?
Long
Grand
Verde

Larry, no cream, no sugar

(What?!!)

.75
.99
1.25

Cabbagepatching Larry Machiatto

(When you've gotta get your groove on)

3.45
3.95
4.25

Leggin' it Larry Double Expresso

(As if the cabbagepatch wasn't enough for you)

too much
make him stop
that's my move

Larrytron Iced Cocoa

(For those times when you have to combine to fight the evil forces of the universe)

did you ever
notice the uni-
form- ity of voltron

Iced Larry Crappacino

(Waiting for Godohjnut)

mmm
godoh
jnut

Half & Half Larry Hoth Cocoa

(Oh yeah, I'll get that Skywalker bastard, you better believe I will!)

he owes
me a
Taun taun

Spilt Milk Larry Orange Pikoe

(When you can't get your way)

boo
frikin
hoo

Spicket Rotissery Roast Larry on white

(Because friends don't stab you in the back....., they stab you in the front. Or they stab you if you're bending over to pick up a grenade)

You
bloody
bastards

Laughing Larry Lemon Merengue Pie

(Well, if he's got to smile, he might as well be laughing... I guess)

Har
Har
Har

What the #@?*, where's my #@?*ing food Larry

(Self explanitory)

What
the
#@?*

Hot Larry Chai-chai

(Hey, we all want to feel sexy sometimes...)

When i think
about you
i touch myself

Ski Larry Snowcones

(Because everyone looks james in a ski jumpsuit)

Mmm
Lemon flavored
snow

Larry Manilow Cola

(... And then again, sometimes we don't)

I still
touch
myself

Big Dumb Larry Pot Pie

(Big, Dumb, and Delicious. But not in the Biblical way)

I
will
CHOP YOU!

Larry Smith Echinacea Smoothy

(Because when Friday comes, you are jonesin' for your fix)

Ask and
Ye shall
Recieve
L.I.S.S.
Are you
ready
to rock!

Larry Max Wild Berry Muffins

(Don't we all want to be Monsters)

Dancin'
on the
Ceiling

LarryStar Gardenburger Sandwich

("Put that fweakin' sandwich down!")

Intro- ducing
the Home-
star Junior

Doubledeucin' Larry Swiss Cake Rolls

("Survey says, 'You're an idiot'.")

oww,
those things
are bad for you

Stink-O-Larry Teriyaki Bowls

(Challenge and fighting and fighting and challenge you guy... Dubidi dubidi dubidi dubidi...)

20
X-ty
6

Larry Ghost Oyster Shooters

(When for the ultimate comeback)

East
to
West

Larry Brak Monkey Pie

("Hello my name is bingo, I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek")

Hey!
Don't
touch me!

Larry Birdman

(Habius Corpus, Larry Attorney...)

Caw?!
It can't
be
caw!

Larry Bender Blender

(I'm getting tired of having to make up sayings for all these freakin larries)

What
are you
lookin at?

Terminator Larry Twinkies

(Because underneath aren't we are all metallic robots that just want to kill everyone)

Chill
out
Dickwad

Larry Potter Pot Roast

(Because everyone wants to be you)

It's
bloody
brilliant

Larry "Road Kill" Cream Soda

(Because there is the Good Ash and the Bad Ash in us all)

Rebel

without

a clue

Hlaalu Larry Horchata

(The cause is noble, and you know you are right)

Vin-
di-
cated!

Super Saiyan Larry Egg Rolls

(Because there is always something more dangerous around the corner)

Mondo
Kame Ha
Meha!

He-Larry Hot Dogs

(for when you've got the power of a... Castle?)

Victory
He-Man
Victory

Larry Gundam Earl Grey

(For the serious rebel in you)

G
Gundam
Sucks

Optimus Larry Prime Rib Sandwich

(Because when it comes to you, there is more than meets the eye)

Auto Larries
Roll
Out

LarryJazz Jumbo Gumbo

(Because you've got that cool Scatman Crothers voice)

Sure
thing
Prime

LarryProwl Chocolate Donuts

(Because someone has to be the police person/robot)

Am
I second
in command?

LarrySwipe Baby Back Ribs

(Because you are the cool one that everyone wants)

Under
rated
all around

LarryStreaker Peppercorn Steak

(For the vain robot in us all)

At least
I'm not
a repaint

Hot Rods

(For when your company needs to change your name to "Hot Shot" because yours is too phallic)

I
deserve
to lead

BumbleLarry Bundt Cake

(Goldbug? What the #@?* ! ! ! I'm glad the series ended before that happened)

Lackey
#
1

LarryJumper Fruit-Aid

(For the napolean complex in you)

I'm not
even a
real car

ArceeLarry Cola

(When you are the only Female robot around)

Trans- istors
off
Motor Head!

Larry Magnus Mochi

(When it's just not your destiny to be a leader)

Ultra
Cry
Baby

MegaLarry Mashed Potatoes

(When it's time to be replaced with a cooler looking model)

What'd he
say his
name was?

Larrywave Snickerdoodles

(For the time when you know that you are superior and all others are inferior)

As
you
command

LarryScream Rocket Popcicles

(So good, you'll overthrow your leader for them)

Who
disrupts

my
coron-ation

LarryCracker Lollipops

(For when you're cheap and you just repaint Starscream)

Don't
ask
me

LarryWarp Pudding Pops

(For when you are cheap and just repaint Thundercracker)

I
didn't
do it

LarryThrust Push Pops

(For when you are cheap and just repaint Starscream but add different wings)

Don't
look
at me

RamLarry Lic-M-Stix

(For when you are cheap and just repaint Thurst and add different wings)

Go
ask
Dirge

LarryDirge Blueberry Fruities

(For when you are cheap and just repaint Ramjet and add different wings)

I'm
just
a clone

BlitzLarry Bubblegum

(Now that's more like it. A tank and a fighter jet is a better combo)

Die
Auto-
Brat

Larryclops Iced Tea

(Because sometimes looks can kill)

I got
a hot
girl- friend

Loganlarry Pie

(Do you like pie?)

I look
like
Vega

Spiderlarry Soup

(I can be your hero baby)

Go web
Up up and away web
Fly

Spiderlarry Black Bean Cassorole

(Because black is beautiful)

Black
IS
beautiful

Larry Octopus Fried Calamari

(Because eight arms are better than two)

where's
my
accent

Larry America Apple Pie

(Aaaameeeriiiiiiiicaaaaa, AAAAAMEEEEEERIIIIIIIIIIIICAAAAAAAAAA!!!)

America!
#@?*
Yeah!

Incredible Larryhulk Chocolate Brownies

(So good, you'll go apeshit over them)

Larry
Hulk
Angry!
Fantastic Larries
Not
Finished
Yet

Superlarry Sponge Cake

(I look more like Bizarro than Superman)

Super
larry
#1

Wonderlarry Bread

(Yeah, blue panties with white stars on them)

Hera
Give Me
Strength

BatLarry Buffalo Wings

(Come on, its BatLarry. Nuff Said!)

I'm
Bat-
Larry

Martian Larryhunter Lemonade

(Because James asked for it)

I
hunt
Larries

Larry Flash Espresso Shot

(Flash!, AAhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

Oops
wrong
Flash

LarryHawk Turkey Sandwich

(because who knew that you were hot beneath that mask)

Hey
nice
wings

Larry Lantern Jello

(With a ring that can do anything, you would think I would have made a better animation)

Umm

Go Power

Ring...

Larry Lantern Jello

(Hal Jordan Flavor)

I
went
crazy

Larry Lantern Jello

(Kyle Rayner flavor)

I
couldn't
deal

Larry Lantern Jello

(Doucheba... er, Guy Gardner flavor)

No one
liked
me

Larry Lantern Jello

(Alan Scott flavor)

I
am
old

Aqualarry Bottled Water

(Look ma! One hand!)

I
like
fish

Aqualarry Sparkling Water

(Look ma! One harpoon!)

I
hate
land- lubbers

Larry Marvel Milkshakes

(Shazaam!)

Wel-
come
To
May-
berry

Larry Canary Croquettes

(For when you just want to be heard)

I
can't
hear you

Boosterlarry Bubble Gum

(For the aspiring hero in us all)

Best
Clix
Ever

Captain Larry Hot Pockets

(For when you're body has been changed into pure nuclear energy)

That's
Captain
Atom

Superlarry Girl Side Salad

(For when your background is so confusing, nobody understands it)

At
least
I'm hot

Superlarry Girl Pasta Caesar Salad

(Okay, I can understand this one)

Yeah,
very
hot

Robin Larry Nuggets

(with Tim Drake Sauce)

I'm
the cool
Robin

Batlarry Girl Unagi

(For remembering the good times of a healthy body)

I'm
Still
Hot

Nightlarry Mozarella Sticks

(For when it's time to bust out on your own)

I don't
get much
play

Batlarry Beyond Boneless Buffalo Wings

(The new era of Buffalo Wings)

forgot- ten
before
my time

Larryseid Dark Hot Chocolate

(Apokolyps NOW!)

Dark
Sy-
eed

Larrynestro Yellow Cake

(For when you just can't take anymore collard greens)

Bring
me
back
KC
& the Justice League

Get
down
tonight
Larry Lords
Yeah,
that's what I'm
talking about

Larry
Titans

Different
but
good
Larry Society
Coming
Soon
Individ- ually

Larry La Forge Lemon-Lime Lozenges

(Second banana to Montgomery Scoot Multi-Berry Lozenges)

I can
solve
any problem

Larry Wedges

(Because some of us are those small, but cool, background characters who survive all three movies)

I'm
with you
Rogue leader

Yoda Larry Yum Yum Donunts

(Because even wise old men can kick ass)

Mmm
power- ful
Jedi

Larry Fett-a Cheese Salad

(Because sometimes your food is no good to you dead)

Larry Fett?
Larry Fett!
Where?

Dumpster Larry

(Every Cafe has one)

No one
leaves
the monkey

Grim Larry Biscotti

(Because death comes to us all, so we might as well enjoy the good things while we can. Seasonal item)

See you
Real
Soon

B L T (Butter, Larry and Turkey

(Cock-a-doodle profit. Seasonal item)

. .
-
Light
Dark

Larry Bumble Frosty Shakes

(Brawwwrrrrrrrrrr!)

My
tooth
hurts

Larry Elf Mint Cakes

(Because you need that hip elf to cater to a younger audience. Seasonal Item)

Call me
Dobby and I'll
Kill you

Larry Claus Gingerbread Cookies

(Because those Keebler guys are dealing dope out of the back of that tree. Seasonal item)

Ho
Ho
Ho

Lego Larry Build-Your-Own Baked Potato Bar

(Full service bar, now with REAL Bacon bits)

Just
imagine
. . .

Larry Green Party Tea

(Support the local cause)

do
not
ask
*soy milk upon request at extra charge* especially for you SIMON HAILWOOD!!!

All Larrys are drawn and animated by Ted ©

"I'm sorry did you say you wanted cream with that?"

Get the hell out of my store!!!