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Larry
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Larry is Ted's personal smiley collection. What flavor Larry would you like today? |
Long
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Grand
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Verde
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Larry, no cream, no sugar (What?!!) |
.75
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.99
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1.25
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Cabbagepatching Larry Machiatto (When you've gotta get your groove on) |
3.45
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3.95
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4.25
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Leggin' it Larry Double Expresso (As if the cabbagepatch wasn't enough for you) |
too much
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make him
stop
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that's my
move
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Larrytron Iced Cocoa (For those times when you have to combine to fight the evil forces of the universe) |
did you ever
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notice the
uni-
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form- ity
of voltron
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Iced Larry Crappacino (Waiting for Godohjnut) |
mmm
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godoh
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jnut
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Half & Half Larry Hoth Cocoa (Oh yeah, I'll get that Skywalker bastard, you better believe I will!) |
he owes
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me a
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Taun taun
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Spilt Milk Larry Orange Pikoe (When you can't get your way) |
boo
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frikin
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hoo
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Spicket Rotissery Roast Larry on white (Because friends don't stab you in the back....., they stab you in the front. Or they stab you if you're bending over to pick up a grenade) |
You
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bloody
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bastards
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Laughing Larry Lemon Merengue Pie (Well, if he's got to smile, he might as well be laughing... I guess) |
Har
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Har
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Har
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What the #@?*, where's my #@?*ing food Larry (Self explanitory) |
What
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the
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#@?*
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Hot Larry Chai-chai (Hey, we all want to feel sexy sometimes...) |
When i think
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about you
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i touch myself
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Ski Larry Snowcones (Because everyone looks james in a ski jumpsuit) |
Mmm
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Lemon flavored
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snow
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Larry Manilow Cola (... And then again, sometimes we don't) |
I still
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touch
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myself
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Big Dumb Larry Pot Pie (Big, Dumb, and Delicious. But not in the Biblical way) |
I
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will
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CHOP YOU!
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Larry Smith Echinacea Smoothy (Because when Friday comes, you are jonesin' for your fix) |
Ask and
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Ye shall
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Recieve
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L.I.S.S.
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Are you
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ready
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to rock!
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Larry Max Wild Berry Muffins (Don't we all want to be Monsters) |
Dancin'
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on the
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Ceiling
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LarryStar Gardenburger Sandwich ("Put that fweakin' sandwich down!") |
Intro- ducing
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the Home-
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star Junior
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Doubledeucin' Larry Swiss Cake Rolls ("Survey says, 'You're an idiot'.") |
oww,
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those things
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are bad for
you
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Stink-O-Larry Teriyaki Bowls (Challenge and fighting and fighting and challenge you guy... Dubidi dubidi dubidi dubidi...) |
20
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X-ty
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6
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Larry Ghost Oyster Shooters (When for the ultimate comeback) |
East
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to
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West
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Larry Brak Monkey Pie ("Hello my name is bingo, I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek") |
Hey!
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Don't
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touch me!
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Larry Birdman (Habius Corpus, Larry Attorney...) |
Caw?!
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It can't
be |
caw!
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Larry Bender Blender (I'm getting tired of having to make up sayings for all these freakin larries) |
What
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are you
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lookin at?
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Terminator Larry Twinkies (Because underneath aren't we are all metallic robots that just want to kill everyone) |
Chill
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out
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Dickwad
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Larry Potter Pot Roast (Because everyone wants to be you) |
It's
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bloody
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brilliant
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Larry "Road Kill" Cream Soda (Because there is the Good Ash and the Bad Ash in us all) |
Rebel
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without |
a clue
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Hlaalu Larry Horchata (The cause is noble, and you know you are right) |
Vin-
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di-
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cated!
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Super Saiyan Larry Egg Rolls (Because there is always something more dangerous around the corner) |
Mondo
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Kame Ha
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Meha!
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He-Larry Hot Dogs (for when you've got the power of a... Castle?) |
Victory
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He-Man
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Victory
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Larry Gundam Earl Grey (For the serious rebel in you) |
G
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Gundam
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Sucks
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Optimus Larry Prime Rib Sandwich (Because when it comes to you, there is more than meets the eye) |
Auto Larries
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Roll
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Out
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LarryJazz Jumbo Gumbo (Because you've got that cool Scatman Crothers voice) |
Sure
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thing
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Prime
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LarryProwl Chocolate Donuts (Because someone has to be the police person/robot) |
Am
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I second
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in command?
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LarrySwipe Baby Back Ribs (Because you are the cool one that everyone wants) |
Under
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rated
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all around
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LarryStreaker Peppercorn Steak (For the vain robot in us all) |
At least
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I'm not
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a repaint
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Hot Rods (For when your company needs to change your name to "Hot Shot" because yours is too phallic) |
I
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deserve
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to lead
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BumbleLarry Bundt Cake (Goldbug? What the #@?* ! ! ! I'm glad the series ended before that happened) |
Lackey
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#
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1
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LarryJumper Fruit-Aid (For the napolean complex in you) |
I'm not
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even a
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real car
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ArceeLarry Cola (When you are the only Female robot around) |
Trans- istors
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off
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Motor Head!
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Larry Magnus Mochi (When it's just not your destiny to be a leader) |
Ultra
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Cry
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Baby
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MegaLarry Mashed Potatoes (When it's time to be replaced with a cooler looking model) |
What'd he
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say his
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name was?
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Larrywave Snickerdoodles (For the time when you know that you are superior and all others are inferior) |
As
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you
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command
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LarryScream Rocket Popcicles (So good, you'll overthrow your leader for them) |
Who
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disrupts
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my |
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LarryCracker Lollipops (For when you're cheap and you just repaint Starscream) |
Don't
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ask
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me
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LarryWarp Pudding Pops (For when you are cheap and just repaint Thundercracker) |
I
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didn't
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do it
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LarryThrust Push Pops (For when you are cheap and just repaint Starscream but add different wings) |
Don't
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look
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at me
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RamLarry Lic-M-Stix (For when you are cheap and just repaint Thurst and add different wings) |
Go
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ask
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Dirge
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LarryDirge Blueberry Fruities (For when you are cheap and just repaint Ramjet and add different wings) |
I'm
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just
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a clone
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BlitzLarry Bubblegum (Now that's more like it. A tank and a fighter jet is a better combo) |
Die
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Auto-
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Brat
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Larryclops Iced Tea (Because sometimes looks can kill) |
I got
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a hot
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girl- friend
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Loganlarry Pie (Do you like pie?) |
I look
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like
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Vega
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Spiderlarry Soup (I can be your hero baby) |
Go web
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Up up and
away web
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Fly
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Spiderlarry Black Bean Cassorole (Because black is beautiful) |
Black
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IS
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beautiful
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Larry Octopus Fried Calamari (Because eight arms are better than two) |
where's
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my
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accent
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Larry America Apple Pie (Aaaameeeriiiiiiiicaaaaa, AAAAAMEEEEEERIIIIIIIIIIIICAAAAAAAAAA!!!) |
America!
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#@?*
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Yeah!
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Incredible Larryhulk Chocolate Brownies (So good, you'll go apeshit over them) |
Larry
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Hulk
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Angry!
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Fantastic
Larries
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Not
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Finished
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Yet
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Superlarry Sponge Cake (I look more like Bizarro than Superman) |
Super
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larry
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#1
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Wonderlarry Bread (Yeah, blue panties with white stars on them) |
Hera
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Give Me
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Strength
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BatLarry Buffalo Wings (Come on, its BatLarry. Nuff Said!) |
I'm
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Bat-
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Larry
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Martian Larryhunter Lemonade (Because James asked for it) |
I
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hunt
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Larries
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Larry Flash Espresso Shot (Flash!, AAhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) |
Oops
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wrong
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Flash
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LarryHawk Turkey Sandwich (because who knew that you were hot beneath that mask) |
Hey
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nice
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wings
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Larry Lantern Jello (With a ring that can do anything, you would think I would have made a better animation) |
Umm
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Go Power |
Ring...
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Larry Lantern Jello (Hal Jordan Flavor) |
I
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went
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crazy
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Larry Lantern Jello (Kyle Rayner flavor) |
I
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couldn't
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deal
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Larry Lantern Jello (Doucheba... er, Guy Gardner flavor) |
No one
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liked
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me
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Larry Lantern Jello (Alan Scott flavor) |
I
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am
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old
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Aqualarry Bottled Water (Look ma! One hand!) |
I
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like
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fish
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Aqualarry Sparkling Water (Look ma! One harpoon!) |
I
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hate
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land- lubbers
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Larry Marvel Milkshakes (Shazaam!) |
Wel-
come |
To
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May-
berry |
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Larry Canary Croquettes (For when you just want to be heard) |
I
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can't
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hear you
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Boosterlarry Bubble Gum (For the aspiring hero in us all) |
Best
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Clix
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Ever
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Captain Larry Hot Pockets (For when you're body has been changed into pure nuclear energy) |
That's
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Captain
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Atom
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Superlarry Girl Side Salad (For when your background is so confusing, nobody understands it) |
At
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least
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I'm hot
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Superlarry Girl Pasta Caesar Salad (Okay, I can understand this one) |
Yeah,
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very
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hot
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Robin Larry Nuggets (with Tim Drake Sauce) |
I'm
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the cool
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Robin
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Batlarry Girl Unagi (For remembering the good times of a healthy body) |
I'm
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Still
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Hot
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Nightlarry Mozarella Sticks (For when it's time to bust out on your own) |
I don't
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get much
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play
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Batlarry Beyond Boneless Buffalo Wings (The new era of Buffalo Wings) |
forgot- ten
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before
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my time
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Larryseid Dark Hot Chocolate (Apokolyps NOW!) |
Dark
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Sy-
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eed
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Larrynestro Yellow Cake (For when you just can't take anymore collard greens) |
Bring
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me
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back
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KC
& the Justice League |
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Get
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down
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tonight
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Larry Lords
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Yeah,
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that's what
I'm
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talking about
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Larry |
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Different
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but
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good
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Larry Society
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Coming
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Soon
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Individ-
ually
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Larry La Forge Lemon-Lime Lozenges (Second banana to Montgomery Scoot Multi-Berry Lozenges) |
I can
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solve
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any problem
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Larry Wedges (Because some of us are those small, but cool, background characters who survive all three movies) |
I'm
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with you
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Rogue leader
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Yoda Larry Yum Yum Donunts (Because even wise old men can kick ass) |
Mmm
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power- ful
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Jedi
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Larry Fett-a Cheese Salad (Because sometimes your food is no good to you dead) |
Larry Fett?
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Larry Fett!
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Where?
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Dumpster Larry (Every Cafe has one) |
No one
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leaves
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the monkey
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Grim Larry Biscotti (Because death comes to us all, so we might as well enjoy the good things while we can. Seasonal item) |
See you
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Real
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Soon
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B L T (Butter, Larry and Turkey (Cock-a-doodle profit. Seasonal item) |
. .
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Light
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Dark
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Larry Bumble Frosty Shakes (Brawwwrrrrrrrrrr!) |
My
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tooth
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hurts
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Larry Elf Mint Cakes (Because you need that hip elf to cater to a younger audience. Seasonal Item) |
Call me
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Dobby and
I'll
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Kill you
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Larry Claus Gingerbread Cookies (Because those Keebler guys are dealing dope out of the back of that tree. Seasonal item) |
Ho
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Ho
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Ho
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Lego Larry Build-Your-Own Baked Potato Bar (Full service bar, now with REAL Bacon bits) |
Just
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imagine
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. . .
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Larry Green Party Tea (Support the local cause) |
do
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not
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ask
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*soy milk upon request at extra
charge* especially for you SIMON HAILWOOD!!!
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All Larrys are drawn and animated by Ted ©

"I'm sorry did you say you wanted cream with that?"