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Random thoughts and quotes
"This site is like my own little happy town, where everyone knows everyone else and we all say 'hi, how are you' as we pass each other on the way out of the town market. A town where all are kids are on the same foosball team, and where our troubles are all the same. A town in which I am the dictator and if you do not do my bidding my associates will see that you, your friends and your family will be summarily put to death."
Date not important (this thoughts is eternal):
So why is Captain Crunch no longer a Captain. He's "Cap'n" now. "Cap'n Crunch". What happened? Was he demoted? I mean, could he not handle being the captain of a cereal anymore?
12-9-03
"It's 'Secret Santa', Ted. Not 'Hey, who's got me Santa'." Mark
11-9-03
"Freddy Krueger is alot like Santa. He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake. And it doesn't matter if you've been good or bad, he's gonna stab you in the neck."
11-1-03
"I ain't eva been hit by no man. I have been choked and shot at before, but I ain't eva been hit." Loni Love
10-24-03
"Rick James truly knows how to treat a lady. He'll open the door for her or remove his hat before burning her with his crackpipe." Triumph the comic insult dog
4-21-03
JESUS
SAVES!
everyone else takes 3d6 damage and is stunned for three
rounds
Sometime before we reached Vegas in February 03
"...Las Vegas: Climate, Hot. Wear Shorts..." Andy Pabst
3-31-03
"So does a race horse piss more than a normal horse?"
12-14-02
"...alright, everyone open your eyes except for oh crap..."
11-01-02
"Damn, Leann is ho-ing out."
10-17-02
"Where do you come up with this stuff?"
"The sheep, that I count before I go to sleep, they tell me things."
10-14-02
"No one leaves the monkey"
10-8-02
"That's right, I'm a network!"
10-7-02
"damn you Shaun and all your Tomfoolery!"
9-16-02
I have decided that the leaf blower was invented by some facist madman to annoy the hell out of everyone with a pointless noise maker. The leaf blower is the electronic version of sweeping the dirt under the rug.
9-8-02
Are you hot? I am not. Call me, we could have really average kids together.
9-4-02:
"Somewhere out there there is a pigeon who has been holding his poop for seven years. And he has my name all over him."
"Seven years, that's a lot of poop."
"Yeah. I'm totally screwed."
9-1-02:
I need more exposure. I bet if I turn this into a porn site then I'd get lots of hits. But then, I'd probably get spam about my own website, and that just wouldn't be cool.
9-1-02:
"...Two words, 'Live action Winnie the Pooh'..."
8-28-02:
"I dig the picture of you with the clock behind your head. It kind of makes you look like you have horns."
"I am cooler than Strongbad."
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