"Ted Likes" Poems
I like snow
It is fun to play in
I will build a fort
Let's have a war
There is no crying in war!
My fort Rocks!
I like trees
They are fun to climb in
I will climb high
I can see my house from here
Branches make funny noises
My legs hurt
I like food
Food is good for me
I wish I was made of food
My mom says that I am
I wonder if I taste good
What is for dinner?
I like clouds
They are fluffy and white
Clouds are like pillows floating in the air
Pillows are soft like breasts
I wish I had some pillows
I want to play in the clouds
I like TeeVee
It comforts me in times of need
One day I will be on TeeVee
It will break under my weight
I will buy a new TeeVee
TeeVee is my friend
I like music
I make make lots of music
I make music with my toys
I make music with my food
I make music with my body
Music should not smell like that
I like rain
Rain is wet
Rain would be better if it were snow
I don't want to hear rain's excuses
Rain is heading the right way for a smack bottom
What are you looking at?
more to come
The views stated in these poems are likely, but not necessarily, the views of the author