THIS WAS THE DAILY UPDATE PAGE*
Do you care what went on in my life at these particular moments, you should.
March 26: 2003: You know what would be nice. If people would acknowledge me when I walk past them on the street. It's just polite. A "Hi" or "hello" or "My, don't you look sexy today" is all they have to say. No need for long chit chat. I'm not looking for a "So, how are you today? Is your Mom well? How's that rash doing? Did you tell her yet." Though, that would be nice, it's not necessary. Even making eye contact would be okay. It's not like I'm in New York where I pass 300 people a minute. I'm lucky to see two people in a half hour. But at least those two people could acknowledge my existance as a Ted (note, because the verdict is still out on whether I am human or not. I'm rallying for yes.) But no, they just blow past me, purposly avoiding eye contact. It's just a matter of manners. The world would be a better place if everyone would acknowledge everyone else. I'm no better than they are, they are not better than me. Why then are they afraid to meet my gaze. Hello, suburban caucasian, built like an eight year old girl! Smiles alot. Not much of a threat! Come on people, just a smile in return is all I ask for.
March 25, 2003: Upa, upa, upa, upa-dating my Daily Updates. Hmmmm, not so daily. Regularly... I think not. Upon occasion? Perhaps. Laziness. Definitely. Pidgeons? No thank you, I'm not hungry, and I don't eat rodent. Complaints? A few. Forums, not so lively. Perturbed? Well, disappointed. Meg, thank you. Complete sentences? Not at the moment. Why? Because. Why? Because. Why?! Because! Crazy? One would think so. Flash, hates me. Not very fond of it either, at the moment. Life? Tres bien. Color? Why not! Hmmmm, I lost my train of thou
March 20, 2003: Yeah, karma is a jilted lover. And right now she's partnered up with hickies.
March 19, 2003: I like full moon nights. The way the moon makes everything have a blue tint, its groovy. It gives the surrounding land a moviesque sense.
March 11, 2003: Woohoo! I've gone public. The first non-known to me person (at least I hope she's not known to me or I'm going to seem like an immense jackass) just visited my site! Wow. I feel so special now. Oh no, this means I actually have to start entertaining people who won't be nice to me about my content because they don't have to see me all the time. The pressure is on now.
March 11, 2003 (supplement): No, I do not mean "known" to me in the biblical way!
March 10, 2003: Okay, TV has gone too far. Two people who have the viewing public decide who they should marry and then they get married without ever seeing each other before. Cultures have worked very hard to get rid of arranged marriages and here we are making them a public spectacle. At least with those arranged marriages the family is looking out for the best interest of the family, not who has the nicest "rack" and best "caboose". (Sadly I can't tell which one is worse, but that's not the point). It's truly sad that this is what commercial television thinks the public wants to see. I only watch it for the articles.
March 4, 2003: The whole point of my site is to make you laugh. The whole point of my life is to make you laugh. There is nothing more that I want than to bring laughter to you. And if I can't, maybe he can. =]
February 26, 2003: Oy. I am getting old. I swear I saw the farmer seeding the pastrure.
February 25, 2003: Now, I don't mean to brag, but I can tell the difference between "Delivery" and "Digiorno". I don't know what kind of pizza these people keep ordering that they can't tell the difference, but it's really not that hard. I can tell.. They must be really dumb. Unless they are ordering Dominos. Maybe then I could see a possibility, but only barely.
February 23, 2003: =} <------- This is me, smitten. =D
February 21, 2003: Thank the maker for Cell Phone Text Messaging. I used to hate Text Messages, in fact I hated phones (and still do, because I don't think half the population needs them, including myself) but I must admit the convenience is nice. I have reformed on Text Messages though. They have allowed me to say things that would have taken weeks to say to someone's face. Being shy is detrimental to the first stages of any relationship, and I have found the new cure.
February 20, 2003: ...If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and you can find them, maybe you can hire The A-Team... bang bang bang bang bang bang bang! You know thats a lot of ifs. No wonder they only did one adventure a week.
February 17, 2003: "I ain't nothing but tired, Man I'm just tired and bored with myself. Hey there baby, I could use just a little help..." For some reasons thought the lyrics were "I ain't looking for action, man I'm just trying to pull for myself. Hey there baby I could use just a little help." I was going to have those lyrics be my daily update, because I thought it sounded cool. You know, kind of Man-whorish, but that lovable kind of Man-whore. Unfortunately the actually lyrics sound kind of depressing and self loathing. A totally different type of Man-whore. Not my kind.
February 17, 2003 (supplement): "I ain't nothing but tired, Man I'm just tired and bored with myself. Hey there baby, I could use just a little help." + "I'm dying for some action, I'm sick of sitting 'round here trying to write this book. I need a love reaction come on now baby gimme just one look." = "I ain't looking for action, man I'm just trying to pull for myself. Hey there baby I could use just a little help."
February 15: 2003: Not that I think he should have but Cobra Commander could have ruled the world. However, like most international terrorists he made one big mistake. Being stupid. Yes, Cobra Commander was an idiot. Why? Because he never listened to Destro. Destro was one smart schlameel. He had some decent inventions, good plans for world domination and I think he was even a Ph.D.. But would Cobra Commander ever listen to Destro? No. He was too proud to admit Destro had better ideas than he did. Now we all should be thankful for this, because if he had listened to Destro, it's altogether possible that we would all be under the control of Cobra right now. Of course Destro did come up with some dumbass plans of his own. Serpentor for instance, a genetically engineered Emperor who wore a a body suit that made him look like a snake. It was like Liberace with a bad attitude. All show, no substance. Then again, it might have been one of Dr. Mindbenders ideas, whatever the case it was a bad idea. And then there is Cobrala. An ancient mythical terrorist organization, however I'm not even going to get started on that one. But you know, you would have to be stupid to be a terrorist in the first place. YO JOE!
February 9, 2003: Yeah yeah I know it's been a while. Anyways, I'm not a big fan of crows. They tend to never shut up. I'm a talkative person, but I think a crow would wear me out. All the time "Caw caw! Caw caw! Caw caw!" Yes I know! You can shut up now! I'm trying to sleep! Bloody hell! What is "Caw caw"? And why is it so damn important to run around screaming it all the time. It's the bird equivalent of "All your base are belong to us!"
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*daily does not necessarily mean "everyday"