THIS WAS THE DAILY UPDATE PAGE*
Do you care about this time period of my life, you should.
July 31, 2003: And the winner for the Jackass award of the week goes to President George Dubbaya Bush. Why might you ask? (Or perhaps not, most of you will likely go "yeah, that's about right" before you even read the reason). Because Dubbya has entered the realm of BIGGOTED IDIOTS OF AMERICA, who are those who did not learn anything from the whole Civil Rights Movement of the Sixties. I hope they welcomed you with a ticker tape parade Georgie Poo, because I believe its the last you'll ever get. I wish nothing ill of you, but if I ever had any respect way deep down near my ass, well you can kiss it... goodbye. At least I never voted for you so I can sleep better at night knowing that I didn't put you where you are. So happy jackassing George, enjoy your parties and schmoozing with your right wing Christian friends who have no idea what even the idea of God is, or Godly love or what ever they think their righteous indignation is. The only thing I wish for you is that one day, one of you daughters or grandchildren tells you they are gay and that your fascist ways have prevented them from being able to marry the person they love. Way to go dingleberry.
July 25, 2003: Merry Christmas Everyone. What? Haven't you ever heard of Christmas in July? It's big on TNT and TBS. Ted Turner must be a big Christmas fan. Cartoon Network is even having a special Christmas in July viewing day. So Merry Christmas Everyone, what did you get me?
July 1, 2003: Happy Canada Day! (Sarah loves Canadians!)
June 25, 2003: Pages fading, don't know how much longer I can hold them....
June 19, 2003: Why must people take their anger out on other people? That is what pets are for. "That's right Mr. Fish. You've smirked at me for the last time!"
June 14, 2003: Call me the Sidewalk Nazi. Yes I am a sidewalk dictator. I will crush those who ride their bikes on the sidewalk when there is a perfectly good bike lane next to my sidewalk. The sidewalk is for WALKING, that is why they call it the sideWALK. The bike lane is for bikes that is why they call it the BIKE lane. Bloody hell if you ARE going to ride on the sidewalk instead of the bike lane then at least when you come up behind some one get off and get back on once you pass them. Don't come up behind them and start shouting at them to move, or yell "on your left" or "on your right". How about "off my sidewalk you bastard!" Oh gee thanks for clipping me as you ride by, that is just what I needed. I don't walk in your bike lane, why must you make me move because you can't be bothered ride in the street. If you aren't going to use the bikelane then lets at least use it for parking or something. Bastards.
June 4, 2003: I'm too tired to post anything extravagant right now, but this is just to show you that I haven't given up on the daily updates yet. So don't go away I will be updating more. Okay. Time to go to bed.
May 9, 2003: With all the other updates, its easy to forget that I have the "Daily Updates" page. Oh well. They might have to turn into the weekly updates. But you know, they are not so much updates of my life anymore. That changed when all that "bleak" and "depressing" talk started circulating. Now its more of a "what kind of a funny thing can I say today" sort of page. What would you like to see. Go the the forums and tell me. Or email me. Or don't. Just keep reading like you've been doing and I'll just assume the "not so Daily Updates" are just fine with you.
May 2, 2003: So, you know what I am going to do? I'm going to get a waterproof video camera. Put it in the washing machine and the dryer with all my socks and find out where the hell that one sock goes. I think it might be a sort of sock prison break that they organize and it all goes down in the dryer. I must find the ringleader, the brains of the operation and stop him or her. This insubordination must be put down, I'm losing too many socks.
*daily does not necessarily mean "everyday"